We bloggers are funny people. For instance, because we can't actually see each other, we've taken to writing about ourselves in present tense while setting it apart with *asteriks* or -dashes- or < what the heck are these called anyway >
And what about the LOL's? Are you really laughing out loud? Are you REALLY rolling on the floor and laughing?
*pulls son off of baby*
I, for one, appreciate the validation that you think my post is funny. (Especially since my main companions still wet themselves, and I'm left to laugh at my own jokes all day.) However, if you are really ROTFLing, that's creepy.
*wipes baby's boogars*
And I'm going to have to ask what nobody else has asked...
*tweets something about my son that is funny but wouldn't flow with this blog post*
Can there be too many blog awards? I like them because somebody blog-loves me, and then I get to pass on the love. But I don't always.
*hides head in shame*
*but not really*
*just a hyperbolic statement, really*
*and honestly I'm not sure I used the word "hyperbolic" correctly*
And who creates these awards in the first place? And why can't I? So, I've invented an award for myself that is non-transferable.
I hereby award myself with the UNPREDICTABLE BLOGGER AWARD. To win this award, I must:
1) Have no rhyme or reason as to when or how often I blog.
2) Be very spotty and unfaithful to my fellow bloggers in visiting their blogs.
3) Have mostly unhelpful and sarcastic posts.
*re-reads post to check for grammatical errors*
*gives son extra love due to guilt felt while writing a post during his conscious hours*